>>>>>My sex life ain't great but I've never pricked lemons<<<<<
LOL! Well, of course not, you live in the Midwest! This reminds me, tangentially, but who cares, of a man I knew, he wasn't a very nice man, he sold machine guns (he said) to people in parts of the world where they wouldn't be used for governmental purposes, for example. Among other things. He used to give hookers rubber checks, for example, drawn on closed bank accounts. How he persuaded them to take the checks in the first place is a puzzlement, I think it involved pretending like large sums of money were involved. Maybe not terribly bright hookers. I guess that there are bright ones. I wouldn't know. Another man I knew, a friend of his, asked him, "Don, is there anything you haven't done?" And he thought for a while, and then he said, apparently seriously, "Well, I never f***ed a frog." |
