re your post 3883, Wesley, another PR from that wire:
Micraphonics--OTC BB:MRPSA--Makes Another Announcement
NASHVILLE,TN--(SPOOF WIRE)--March 18,1999--Gimmy Gayle, long lost fourth cousin of Jemmy Gayle CEO of Micraphonics, Inc. (OTC BB:MRPSA),while flying over racetrack in Indiana, where NASCAR drivers will test their engines sometime in the spring of 1999 using Ultraphenics TM model 007 by Micraphonics, thought about selling shares of MRPSA to the parents of all the unfortunate children of the world. Gimmy, was moved, after reading Mrs. Hillary Rodim Clinton's book, "It Takes Many Many Villages and All your Money", into thinking that this stock could help solve the financial plight of all of these poor children. Gimmy thought about calling the White House to tell about his plan but decided to ask RagingCow posters first.
After reviewing his thoughts with various hypsters on the RagingCow web site, Gimmy's idea was overwelmingly endorsed.
It has been reported by various unreliable sources that Mr. Gimmy Gayle will soon be named the new head of the Office of Management and Budget.
It has also been reported that Micraphonics, Inc. will be coming out soon with new even more enthusiastic press releases in the future about events which should be very favorable to the company.
Stay tuned for more press releases from Micraphonics.
(this press release may or may not be true) |
