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To: MICHAEL CRAIG who wrote (15270)3/18/1999 8:58:00 AM
From: craig poppe  Read Replies (3) of 22810
 
Barney: Andy, ANDY!!
Andy: Now calm down there Barn, what's got your dander up?
Barney: Big news Andy, BIG NEWS!
Andy: Now what is it?
Barney: I was just down at the barber shop talking to Floyd and he says big news is coming on that NPEC thing.
Andy: Now just how does Floyd know that?
Barney: He says that Old Mrs. Bates goat, Nellie, is walking with a gimp again and that means big news is coming!
Andy: And you believe that hogwash?
Barney: Sure I do Andy. Back in '87 Mrs. Bates knew about the big market crash three weeks before it happened. Her cat vomited three hair balls in one day.
Andy: Now Barn, use some sense...
Barney: You bet I am, I'm buying a boatload!

Three weeks later....

Andy: What's that you're eatin' again Barn? Another pot pie?
Barney: Lay off Andy, you know it's all I can afford now.
Andy: What happened to the BIG NEWS? What's ol' Mrs. Bates goat say now?
Barney: It was a tragedy Andy. Vet says the goat finally died of a heart attack. Turns out after all these years of milking Nellie, Nellie was really a Ned!
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