re post 3960, here is another press release:
Micraphonics--OTC BB:MRPSA--Makes Another Announcement
NASHVILLE,TN--(Instanet SPOOF WIRE)--for release March 19,1999--Gimmy Gayle, long lost fourth cousin of Jemmy Gayle, CEO of Micraphonics,Inc. (OTC BB:MRPSA), while flying high over Michigan, on way to 3-day Truck show in Dearborn, MI, was sitting next to a GM Vice President, who happened to be sitting in the back row of the tightly-packed airplane. The plane encountered a horrific airpocket and all aboard lost their non-peanut snack. The VP, short for Vice President, told Gimmy that he had indeed invented the Internet, but that the Publicans were trying to deny his place in history. Gimmy, after taking the VP's barf bag, began to tell the VP about the Ultraphenics TM model 007 ultrasonics hand-held unit. The VP's eyes lit up and turned green again when the plane again hit an air pocket. The VP scratched his chin in contemplation, and then blurted out, "I was part of the invention team that discovered ultrasound technology." I would like to hear more about the Ultraphenics model 007, said the VP to Gimmy. Why don't you come with me to the truck show, said Gimmy, and I will tell you more?
The rest of this press release will come out very soon. Very soon.
Stay tuned.
(this press release may or may not be true) |
