Two aliens landed in the desert near an abandoned gas
station. They approached the gas pumps and one of them said to it
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, did not respond. The alien
repeated the greeting and there was still no response. Annoyed by what
he perceived as the gas pump's haughty attitude the alien drew his ray
gun and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling, we come in peace. How
dare you ignore us this way? Take us to your leader or I will fire."
The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you must not
anger him..." but before he could finish his warning the first alien
fired.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the
desert where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained
consciousness the one who fired turned to the other one and said
"What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us. How did you
know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered, "If there is one thing I have learned in my
travels through the galaxy it is, ... If a guy has a penis he can wrap
around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, don't screw
with him." |
