To: Wayne Rumball (4800 )
From: shoot1st
Sunday, Mar 7 1999 4:28PM ET
Reply # of 5038
Hi eveybody,
My name is Shootie, and yes! 30 years ago I was only 14 1/2 years old! Gee, I wish
people would stop asking about my age. And especially talking about my grey hair and
chronic indigestion.
ANyways, I've been Investing since I was just a baby when I got 1 share of Disney
after I sent Annette Funicello a misty love letter. I really wanted the mouse ears....but
you can't win all the time, just like in the STOCK MARKET!!lol...lol...lol...lol.!
ANyway I'm gonna start a thread called "Lose your Ass with Shootie". Every morning
before the market opens we will pray for a winner and then I will tell you guys what
stock I think will be the winner for the day. ANd to prove that I believe in my methods I
am gonna buy the stock well in advance of everybody to be sure it is the right one.
Gosh, my family probably wonders where I am at this time of day....hope I didn't worry
them. I love them so much. SO, I gotta go and watch Billy Graham with the rest of the
folks here on Walton's mountain.....ooopppps!! Gee, I just gave away my location....I'm
such a dummy...but I trust everybody on the internet so I know nothing bad will happen.
my best personal regards,
Shootie
ROTFWYMFOOMP.........rolling on the floor with your money flying out of my
pockets. |
