Reposted from YooHoo. Laughing my ass off!
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I overheard this on the
by: HacateHoldup
14080 of 14080
floor today.
All quotes are paraphrased for ease of reading. All expletives have been deleted, but had they
been left in would have read like a Clinton Roosevelt Room conference. All names have been
changed to protect ME. All posting below was done on a PUBLIC COMPUTER at the airport.
Man1: "ok, i got the %# site up"
Man2: "ok good, now go get the %# files for the %$# PR we have to do:
Man1: "What %$# PR"
Man2: "The one for Friday, %$#head"
Man1: "What the ^%$ happens Friday"
Man2: "i got a surprise for those $#@ Germans"
Man1: "i don't speak German"
Man2: "Get a %$# dictionary $#%hole"
Man1: "*&^ you, i'm going to lunch"
1 1/2 hours later as Man1 walks back in from lunch:
Man2: YELLING "What in the $#% do you think you doing"
Man1: "i only took an hour and a half, whats your problem"
Man2: "You stupid @#$, you posted the Omni-net site and now everybody can see it, what in the
%$# is a matter with your &^% brain:
Man1: "You told me to post it"
Man2: "NO i didn't, you stupid %$#, i told you to post the other one"
Man1: "What other one"
Man2: "The Zulumedia one &^%%er*&^%er"
Man1: "Holly &^%$, i didn't mean to"
Man2: "Get that ^%$# Omni-net *&^% off the net, NOW"
Man1: "Here, i can just password it real fast"
Man2: "Do whatever you &^%$ing have to do, but do it NOW"
Man1: "Holly ^%$#, do you think anybody read it"
Man2: "&^%$ yes, somebody read it, they read all of this bull^%$#>"
Man1: "So the Zulumedia PR was to announce the Netgravity deal?"
Man2: "&^%$ yes, you stupid %$# of a ^%$# and you have blown it"
Man1: "What do we do now Mr.&^%$"
Man2: "i don't know, get the &^%4 away from me and let me think" |
