The Reason Blonde Jokes Will Never Go Away
This is a True Story, if she had killed herself she'd
be a shoe-in for the Darwin Award
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high
desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a woman, who
happened to be blonde, and new to boating was having a
problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just
couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform.
It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very
sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much
power she applied.
After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted
over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what
was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed
everything was in perfect working order. The engine was
fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the
correct size and pitch.
So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check
underneath. He came up choking on water, he was
laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped
securely in place, was the trailer.
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