THE SWEET OLD LADY!!!!!!!
A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really
doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are
always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least
10 times since I've been here in your office. You
didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and
are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back
to see me next week."
The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I
don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts,
although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up
your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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