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Pastimes : ETRADE Sucks!
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To: wave~ who wrote (1897)3/21/1999 2:30:00 AM
From: snoopy  Read Replies (1) of 3262
 
Hi Wave~, how about...

...an E-Trade 'shadow' company: "NoEZ-Trade." Of course, we'd have to come up with a motto. Hmmmm, let's see, what can we say? (<----thinking hard!). Oh, how about this:

"At NoEZ-Trade, you have our personal guaranty: If we build it and you actually come, we'll tear the hell out of it! And you can take THAT to your lawyers! Because at "NoEZ-Trade", we absolutely believe in absolutely nothing!"

Just a thought! :>)

p.s. By the way, shares of the new company will only be .10! (for a limited time only, of course!) Any buyers? Hmmmm?
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