Two guys work together, a black guy and a white guy. The black guy noticed
that the white guy always came to work with a smile on his face.
He asked him one day "Man, how come you always come to work with a smile on
your face every day?" The white guy replied "That's because I make love to
my
wife every morning before work."
Amazed the black guy asks him how he gets his wife to make love to him every
morning. "That's easy," the white guy said. "I just tell her the same poem
when I wake up: Blondie, Blondie, eyes so blue, I just love waking up and
making love to you!"
Well, determined the black guy decides to take his friends advice. The next
day the black guy shows up to work just all beat to hell, black eyes, broken
nose, fat lip the works. The white guy says, "Man, what happened to you!"
The black guy says, "I don't know, I went home and tried your advice."
"Well, what poem did you tell your wife?" the white guy asked. The black guy
replied: "Napy head, Napy head, eyes like a frog, If I could roll your fat
ass
over, I'd do you like a dog!
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