Jon, here is another Press Release, Hot!!!!
Micraphonics--OTC BB:MRPSA--Makes Another Announcement
Hollywood,CA--(SPOOF WIRE)--March 22, 1999--Whopie Gayle long lost fifth cousin, on his mother's side, of Gimmy Gayle CEO of Micraphonics,Inc. (OTC BB:MRPSA), while hosting a famous award show last night, thought about the Ultraphenics TM model 007 by Micraphonics. Actually, she had one hidden away under her many costumes that she wore during the awards show. Whopie used the model 007 to find out the names of all the awards' winners BEFORE the envelope was opened. Whopie also used the Ultrphenics unit to test all of the metal awards handed to all the winners BEFORE they were handed to them to make sure that the awards did not have any cracks in them. The Ultraphenics TM model 007 can detect cracks in metal awards no bigger than the diameter of a human hair.
Whopie, while attending the after-awards show parties held in various locations received many inquires about the Ultraphenics TM model 007 utrasound-based diagnostic unit. She said that she would refer all inquiries to cousin Gimmy Gayle and his sidekick, Niles.
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