God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it
will help
you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were
thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water,
laughing
and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was
perfect.
Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is
Hell, I
REALLY want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the
clouds,
with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice
but not
as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I
think
prefer Hell," he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
see how
he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill
shackled to
a
wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being
burned
and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This
is
awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened.
What
happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful
women
playing in the water?"
God says, "That was the screen saver". |
