-----Tongue in Cheek-------
In the wake of the Dell/IBM deal, the AOL/Netscape deal, and the Exxon/Mobile deal, here are a few more business combinations and mergers we shouldn't be at all surprised to see:
Hale Business Sytems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace .
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
3M and Goodyear merge to become MMM-Good .
John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere-Abi.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip-Audi-Do-Da .
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.
Denison Mines and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine, All Mine .
Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women merge to become Knott NOW .
Hey, so what else is there to do today?
It isn't as bad as it seems,
Mark A. Peterson |
