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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!!

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To: PiMac who wrote (33246)3/24/1999 3:17:00 AM
From: nihil  Read Replies (2) of 108807
 
I've long thought about real improvements in human beings that are now within our grasp. I'd love us to have a few more nerve rich contractile orifices to pouches that were easily cleaned, could be use to store noncarbonated beverages or bill and coin and watch storage for the beach and were not connected to organs of reproduction or the alimentary canal. I look forward to giving and receiving "pouch." It is so messy and uncomfortable when swimming at a nude beach to have to store your car keys up your rectum (unless you have the foresight to use a really well-designed key case).
It would also be neat to have a high-pressure swim bladder built in for long underwater dives. About 3000 psi would be nice.
I want a 2-way radio in my mastoid process, and a digital microcamera in my sinus (with a tiny lense peeking through my eyebrow. Some of this stuff will have to surgical, but I am confident that gene transplantation will do the job. I want one of those beautiful scallop eyes as living jewellery -- a whole new area for development.

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