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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: PMS Witch who wrote (1827)3/24/1999 11:58:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (3) of 2733
 
Together At Last
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Maria is a devoted, religious girl. She gets married
and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She
remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her
next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At
least they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father,
but you do mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and
her SECOND husband?"

The priest says, "I mean her legs."

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