Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following
conversation took place:
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> First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
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> Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
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> Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
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> They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
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> Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, "Golf Course or Intercourse?"
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> So she says, "Wear your sweater !"
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Three guys, a father, son, and grandfather go out to play a round of golf. As they are on the way out to the first tee they are joking and cussing, very much the men's day out. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says that her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is really hot. The kid kind of grumbles that now they can't cuss and fool around.
The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit or whatever, just don't try to coach me on my game." The guys say O.K. and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her as her skirt rides up as she bends over to place the ball on the tee. She then proceeds to knock the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, par every hole.
They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says,"You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I have never shot par before, and I am going to ask all of your opinions in this putt.
Now if any of those opinions help me make the par, I will give each of you a blow job that you will never forget." The guys think "what a deal!".
The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup."
The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12
iches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the
hole and fall in the cup."
The grandfather looks at the both of them in disgust. He walks over, picks up the ball and says, "that's a Gimme."
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