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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi

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To: Ish who wrote (20070)3/24/1999 6:50:00 PM
From: DScottD  Read Replies (2) of 71178
 
Actually, it's keys to unlock the handcuffs.

A couple were celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary and the man was all overcome with emotion. The wife was touched by her husband's vulnerability and said, "It's so sweet of you to be so emotional over our 20 years of marriage."

The husband composed himself and stated, "Emotional? Hell. After I knocked you up your father told me that my choices were to either marry you or kill him because the only way I could get away with not marrying you was over his dead body. I was crying because I would've been paroled today."
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