To all...
Bill Clinton & Jerry Falwell On A Plane
Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of 'public decency',
was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the
plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
The President asked for a whiskey and soda which were brought and
placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he
would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped
by a brazen whore than let than let liquor touch these lips!"
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."
Waiting In Line At The Bank
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly
started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised,
the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you
doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were
tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help
practicing my art!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work
for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
Cpt Dave
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