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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi

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To: JF Quinnelly who wrote (20119)3/25/1999 11:10:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Read Replies (4) of 71178
 
Somebody with my worst interests at heart (don't even think it - I won't say) sent me these bon[er] mots. Kevlar is on and cinched ... engage!

The Top 16 Euphemisms for Masturbation
16> Lap-based web browsing
15> Gettin' some air nookie
14> Wrangling the invertebrate serpent
13> Tango Con Mano
12> Jostling your Elder
11> Ruminating & Pondering
10> Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend
9> Releasing the hostages
8> Tickling your Elmo
7> Fixing the Hubble
6> Putting the seminal luge team through their paces
5> Carnal Tunnel Syndrome
4> Beta-testing the hardware
3> Downloading from your own website
2> Evicting the testicular squatters
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Euphemism for Masturbation...
1> Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship's
Primary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation
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