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Pastimes : FLAME THREAD - Post all obnoxious/derogatory comments here

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To: Blue On Black who wrote (6523)3/25/1999 11:45:00 PM
From: Druss  Read Replies (3) of 12754
 
Win a date with your favorite Flame Threader
That's right folks we are announcing a new contest. You can win a date with almost anyone who posts here.
[The sole exception on this contest is our own lovely Foxy. She gracefully bowed out of the contest with a warm "Not a chance in Hell, Druss. I undoubtably would end up with someone almost as scummy as you."]
So here are the rules for entry. You have to pay for the date, provide transportation (most of us here have had small problems with retaining our driving licenses) and you have to meet certain criteria depending on the lucky Flame Threader you choose.
Here are the criteria:
Lee: Alive, female, human
Kasha: Alive, female, or rich
Druss: Female, wealthy, at deaths door
Taxi: Female, alive, and talks with a proper New York accent (I am tired of the speech impediments the rest of the country has)
Tastes Like Chicken: Feathered
Solon: Female, fund manager or company insider
Sherry: I will tear your heart out if you even mention my name, Druss.
Anyone else who posts here: Looks like a Baywatch regular.

So there you have it. Get those entrys in.
Druss
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