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Non-Tech : American Airlines (AMR)
AMR 181.72+4.6%3:59 PM EST

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To: M CAHILL who wrote ()3/28/1999 8:43:00 PM
From: Red Scouser  Read Replies (1) of 152
 
This is good for a laugh and AA want to go with BA?
London Times 28 March99 pp 3-16
by: BA_Butts
166 of 166
BA staff laugh as bosses keep missing the boat.
Here is an e-mail that has been doing the rounds at British Airways. It goes: "once upon a time BA and
Virgin Atlantic decided to have a boat raceon the Thames. Both teams practised long and hard to reach
their peak performance. On the big day thet were ready as they could be Virgin won by a length.
BA became discouraged and senior management set up a project team to investigate the problem. "Its
conciusion was that the Virgin team had eight people rowing and one person steering. The BA team had
one person rowing and eight people steering.
Senior Management immediately hired consultants to study team structure. Millions of pounds were
spent and several months later they concluded that too mant people were steering and not enough were
rowing.
"The next year the team structure was changed to four steering managers, three senior steering managers
and one executive steering manager.
"A performance ans appraisal system was set up to give the person rowing more incentive to work
harded and become a key perforner." we must give him empowerment and enrichment-that ought to do
it." they concluded.
"The next year, the big day arrived and Virgin won. BA laid off the rower for poor performance, sold
off the paddles, cancelled capital investment and halted development of the new boat.
Then they gave high performance awards to the consultants and disributed the money saved among
senior management."
A note on the bottom of the message reads "this would be funny if it were not true"

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