SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Kosovo

 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: robnhood who wrote (514)3/28/1999 9:03:00 PM
From: James R. Barrett  Read Replies (1) of 17770
 
>>"1. What is the U.S. interest in Kosovo?"<<

To build 12,000 McDonald's restaurants in three years.

>>"2. Does anyone understand the Kosovo situation?"<<

The country is saturated with ethnic Albanian restaurants and desperately needs relief.

>>"3. Why does NATO need to take a position? What role should the U.S. play in that NATO position?"<<

NATO is fighting for the Coca Cola bottling rights for all of Serbia.
The U.S. has promised NATO that they will never allow Pepsi to muscle in on their territory.

>>"4. Why doesn't the United Nations take the lead?"<<

The United Nations supports Wendys and says it's not their war.

>>"5. Are we going to bomb to save face after NATO backed down so many times in the past?"<<

We are going to continue the bombing until every Albanian restaurant is completely destroyed.

>>"What happens if the bombing isn't enough? Do we send in troops and tanks?"<<

Absolutely. Some of these restaurants are located underground and in caves.

>>"7. How do we get troops and tanks out of the country?"<<

The troops and tanks will remain to prevent rebels from opening new ethnic food restaurants.

>>"8. Will fighting resume after we pull out and if so, are we just delaying the destruction?"<<

McDonalds, Coca Cola, the troops and tanks will remain in Serbia forever to defend what is rightly ours.
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext