Yukon Lil
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome
miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon.
"I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest
whore in Fairbanks!" he said to the bartender.
"We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's Yukon Lil,
upstairs in the second room on the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for
the Lil and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up
the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and
yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest
whore in Fairbanks!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said,
"You found her! I'm called Yukon Lil." Then she stripped
naked, bent over, and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want to do it in that position?"
asked the miner.
"I don't," replied the whore, "but I thought you might
like to open them beers first."
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