Totally off topic but WOW!
MIFT NOMINEE! > > > > > Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at > Clemson. > > > > > This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. > > > After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the > > > microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank > > everyone > > > for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their > wedding. > > > > > > He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for > > coming > > > and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous > > > reception. > > > To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, > special > > > gift from > > > just him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila > > > envelope, > > > including the wedding party's. > > > > > > He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the > > > envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was a 8x10 picture of his best > > man > > > having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of > them > > > > > and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the > wedding.) > > > > > > > > After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple > of > > > minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Fuck > > > you," he turned to the bride and said "Fuck you," and then he turned > to > > > the > > > dumbfounded crowd and said "I'm out of here." He had the marriage > > > annulled > > > first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken > off > > > > > the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this > guy > > > goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. > > > > > > His revenge: > > > > > > 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding > > and > > > reception. > > > > > > 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. > > > > > > 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in > > > > front of all of their friends, their entire > > > families i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces > and > > > > > nephews, etc. > > > > > > This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world, we > just > > > live in it. > > > > > >
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