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To: BomboochaBoy who wrote (8939)4/1/1999 6:32:00 AM
From: Vendit™  Read Replies (3) of 41369
 
OT:

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and
>passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little
>monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
>
>The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you
>could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook
>his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?"
>asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
>
>"Well, did you see this?"
>
>"Yes," motioned the monkey.
>
>"What happened?"
>
>The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned
>it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer.
>
>"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
>
>"What else?" asked the officer.
>
>The monkey pinched his fingers together and
>held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly.
>
>"They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer.
>
>"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
>
>"What else?" queried the officer.
>
>The monkey made a sexual sign with his fingers
>
>"So they were playing around too!?" asked the astounded officer.
>
>"Yes," nodded the monkey.
>
>"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and
>playing around before they wrecked the car?"
>
>"Yes," the Monkey nodded.
>
>"What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer.
>
>"Driving," motioned the monkey.

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