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Pastimes : APRIL FOOLS

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To: Cheeky Kid who wrote ()4/1/1999 9:01:00 AM
From: Eddy Blinker  Read Replies (1) of 33
 
Happy Birthday TO ALL

Your accomplishments over the past year, again as the years before were remarkable. I don't want to be a party spoiler but are you ready for the big surprise?

What surprise would that be...Eddy? We know everything and nothing can surprise us!

Well that is good news for Eddy then.

So carry on in your jolly ways.

Also,,, I just want to leave a good suggestion-just in case you fear irritating surprises such as missiles landing in your backyards, civil disorder with loud bangs, that sort of surprises.

No trading with the PC when those happen. No Wall Street for a while meaning no money, no fun, you know of course what that means for you.

You only got a few month left and I tip you off a bite or two.

The first bite involves all those who were ready and fully qualified to take a position in the Clinton Administration but did not get the job. Now that does not mean that the person who got it is better qualified or is a better American.(patriotic American)

F......................................................ar from it.

It means that their impeccable background stood against THE AGENDA.

But Eddy that is a foolish thing to say-specially on our birthday.

Well that shall remain your opinion. It's ok with Eddy because there always has to a bigger fool.

The second bite concerns THE MAN who did push the KOSOVO button, you know the one who got his job against Eddy's objection.

But Eddy who are you? You are only a fool. You are not credible. Now come on......

Well you might be correct,it's very possible that Eddy is a fool.But does that change anything on what Eddy says. Would you call your Senator Dole a fool too because he voiced strong objections towards the appointment of NATO Secretary General Solana.

Oh...did he. Tell us Eddy why.

AHA GOT YOU ON THIS ONE. Why would you believe a fool?

Eddy Blinker

PS.While your ship is approaching Eddy is lonely. Presently he is totally out of the market other then 2000 party heads and other sleepers. Even sold all his FIBR stock yesterday.

Eddy is considering making up a little pamphlet with the title "Sign here or I bomb you!" but as you know fools need beer money too. Eddy wants to sell at least $10.000 worth of those sky illuminators so start passing the plate around.
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