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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (1902)4/1/1999 3:08:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A SIXTIES CHILD TRAPPED IN THE 90'S

Planning a mass love-in for December 31st in Times Square

Flashing the peace sign in the wrong neighborhood gets you beaten up by gang members

NBC has copywrited your acid flashbacks for a bad TV mini-series

You prefer basketball players to wear short shorts and knee-highs

No one paid attention to your sit-in protest, they just kept throwing you change and walking away

"The Promise Keepers" sounds like a nice bunch of people to you.

You think CNN is a new hallucigen

You are waiting for Martha Stewart to design a bean bag collection for KMart

You explore stock optioning your mail order business: Chia Pot

You write letters to local TV Weathermen to turn themselves in

You think the World Wide Web is a conspiracy theory

You think Hare Krishnas are a group of oppressed peoples

Everytime you hear a car alarm you run to your nuclear fall-out shelter

You hear all the hype about "The New Beetle" and you wonder which member they replaced

Frappacino gives you flashbacks to the 80's

You think the VW Beetles are going to be the next hip trend

You think the government agents are spying on you through your 8-track

You ordered a microbrew, but it wasn't any smaller than a regular beer

You smoke less weed because CDs are so much smaller than LPs

"Getting lost in Cyberspace" sounds like something you did at Woodstock

You try to score 400 mHz of CPU because you want to use "The Gateway"

You think HTML stands for hatemail

You tried to listen to a CD but the needle scratched the hell out of it

You're still in therapy

You hijak a Celebrity Cruise ship to rescue Gilligan

When people mention the "Super Highway" you think they're talking about hitchhiking Route 66

You think Goldman Sachs broke away from Crosby Stills Nash & Young to form own band

Still trying to draft Timothy Leary as a write-in candidate for President

You think .com is code word for Communist Sympathizer

You think Free Willy refers to a member of the Chicago 7

And the last way to tell if you are a SIXTIES CHILD TRAPPED IN THE 90's:

YOU STILL THINK EASY RIDER IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE
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