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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (1912)	4/1/1999 5:33:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) of 2733

Thoughts to ponder...... What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? How is it that "Fat chance" and "Slim chance" mean the same thing? How do you draw a blank? Why do they sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" in the ballpark when they're already there? How come Dracula is so well-groomed when he couldn't see himself in the mirror? How come Kamikaze pilots in movies wear helmets? Do you know that they made a product out of Kodak Film and Preparation H? No name yet, but it's supposed to cure Polaroids!

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