>>Intel might hire them, and lay off some of the sorriest ones it has. :)
You dumb head you know what!! Intel Hired me.. I solved their BIOS "Y2K problem..!!!!!!:)
Sol:
I have gone through every line of code in every BIOS in each
PENTIUMnn. I analysed all databases, all data files, including
backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the
change. I am proud to report that I have completed the "Y2K" date
change mission for INTEL, and have now implemented all changes and
all data reflect INTEL's new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November and December.
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak.
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none
of this "Y to K" problem has made any sense to me. But understand it is a global problem, and I am glad after 12 months of hard work I am
able to solve the PENTIUM problems in any way possible. And what does
the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think I ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from
99 to 00?
So any boost in INTEL's stock is thank's to my efforts!!! |
