***********PRESS RELEASE**************
To Whom it May Concern:
This is not actually a press release yet because I am not done but I am putting this on the message board because alot of people are looking and I want to do my job and earn my pay so to speak.
Responses from Satisfied Users of Funphone
"Oh... My... God!!!" -Razorbak, U. of Arkansas, then Harvard.
"This company KNOWS marketing. My mood has rocketed...as I'm sure FunPhone's stock price will...and this could be worth more than Broadcast.com." -Jeff Dryer, Wealthy Engineer Type
"Using the monitor as a microphone, my butt" -Kerry J. Carmichael, Standing
"Your butt can be used as a microphone too?" -David Penfield, Person
"Where do I sign up? I want in on this deal." -Tim Luke, Not a Guru
"This one looks real good." -Glenn, Advanced Geek
"I just ordered." -Lightfoot, Fluid Control Dude
"This stock will be going into some strong hands here, and anybody lucky enough to get in on the IPO will look back on your negativity with the same rye amusement that Edison likely enjoyed on recalling widespread scepticism that he could invent a light bulb even though Tesla and a Torontonian medical student had already done it." -rhythm, Lurker
"acusoto-photo-electo-magto-Bsto" -David Jones, Monkee Singer
"the original 4048 had a Fast Fourier Transform module in it, and to save on reengineering, it was passed unchanged to the 8088, then to all future INTC processors, when they got the the first Pentium, someone noticed a weak FFT module and decided to soup it up, that new souped up FFT module, of course is in each of the next generations and souped up so well it can handle acoustic to digital (another type of A to D) transform on 18 parallel channels, that is what the geniuses at FunPhone have done. The CRT acts as a resonator transferring the vibrations (through the box' case and then through the motherboard's PCB) directly to the chip's pins and the rest is history, what a masterpiece. By the way, those of you that tried it on a portable will find it very touchy, because the AMLCD's acoustic response stinks." -Zeev Hed, Musician
"turned out well" -John G, Physics Professor and Research Professional
"WoW , the webksite is great!!" -jbIII, Master Caster
"I got my checkbook right here" -Curly, Did Not Vote For Clinton
"a responsible approach" -Jorj. X. McKie, Fictional Character
"I immediately wired in $1,000,000 for a pre-offering stake." -Gary Korn, Rich Attorney
"you'd be foolish to not get in" -Gary, Other
"It works GREAT in Texas!" -Norma, Texas
"it's plain sailing...making it more like a regular 64K voice line." -scouser, Network Telecommunications Engineer Eh.
"pending deal with ViewSonic" -MoneyBaggs, Psychic
"I am mostly incoherent" -Peter V, Interested Reader
"I can't believe the way this worked" -C M Burns, Fossil
"Big claims that better be true. If not, Kapow!" -Auric Goldfinger, Director of Operation Grandslam
"You guys can't be serious" -Tastes Like Chicken, Troublemaker
"called your sister" -Shawn Chen, Likes CPQ
"Funphone works great!" -Bill Wexler, Notorious Short Person
"Humbly report" -Josef Svejk, Humble Reporter
"WOW! That's scary stuff" -Sowbug, Possible Competition
"just like TV" -Lather.Rinse.Repeat, Helenator Mfg.
"quite an amazing technology" -Brad Dryer, Heir to the Ice Cream Fortune
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