Ed Zachary Disease
A woman is very distraught at the fact that she has not had a
date or
any sex in quite sometime. Afraid she might have something
wrong with
her, she decides to employ the medical expertise of a sex
therapist.
Her General Practitioner recommends that she go see Dr. Chang,
the
well-known Chinese sex therapist. So, she goes to see him.
Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang says, "OK, take off
all
your crose." .. So she does. He says, "Now, get down and crawl
reery
fass to the other side of room.".... So, she does. Ha-HA!!!!",
says
Dr. Chang. Then he says, "OK now crawl reery fass to me."... So
she
did.
Dr. Chang slowly shakes his head and says, "Your probrem vewy
bad, you
haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not
haf
sex or dates."
Confused, the woman asks, "What in the world is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Chang replies, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your
ass. >>
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