RANDY RACCOON
Now Randy Raccoon, the Winspear tycoon,
Was plotting to ambush his rival,
Aber had time to meet a deadline,
But notice was slow in arrival
His rival it seems had mocked all his dreams
That Snap Lake was really quite dandy
So Randy got mad at Hanna, a cad
And thought he could steal all the candy
Now Hanna and friends were sharpening pens
Figuring budgets and lowdown,
When Randy burst in, stinking of gin,
And said , “Kenny boy, this is a showdown”
“The deadline you missed, and I'm very pissed,
And this is no dance and no hoedown!"
Nah da da da...
The lawyers then sued,
And Winspear got screwed,
As millions in fees made things topple,
And Aber they won, when his honor said, “Son”
“I'm going to find there's estoppel”
So Randy Raccoon, went back in his room,
Only to find Gideon's Bible,
Randy checked out said with a pout,
“I'll sue that Tomato for libel!”
Da da da da
That's the story of Randy Raccoon
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