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Technology Stocks : FunPhone.com planning to go public?
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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (395)4/3/1999 6:59:00 PM
From: David Montgomery  Read Replies (1) of 647
 
The top 10 things FunPhone did for me

10. My ex-wife won't talk to me anymore. I told her to buy the voice enhancing spray, but she just wouldn't listen.

9. My ex-wife's boyfriend won't talk to her anymore. I just wish he'd quit using his funphone to call and thank me.

8. I bought stock in a new ocular implant company. They're really promising. I think they need to be discovered.

7. My ex-wife is now investigating the products of a new ocular implant company. And I warned her about using the voice enhancing spray.

6. My ex-wife asked me for advice on which new stock to buy. I told her about a company selling web nodes. She invested heavily.

5. I learned the answer to the question: "Is it real or is it xeromem?" No. It's funphone.

4. I was fortunate enough to obtain copy 1 of the titanium credit card. FunPhone was smart enough to give out credit cards by the number of issue. Now, when someone asks for my credit card number, I just say "1". Even I can remember that.

3. I have two kidneys again. The most amazing thing is that I woke up in a bathtub full of ice and used my titanium credit card to buy the organ finder. After the fact, FunPhone found my missing kidney.

2. I'm no longer angry at my ex-wife.

1. I'm Rich. I bought 1000 shares of funphone after the IPO (I hate those private placements). 4 splits and two days later, I sold 1 share and now I'm in it for nothing.

Again,

Thank You FunPhone
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