And for Easter..(from my nephew)
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the
Easter
Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid
hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his
car
and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.
Candy,
too. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulled
over to the side of the road ,and got out to see what had become of the
Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was
dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same
highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She
stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel
terrible,"
he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There
may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?" The woman
told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do.
She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked
over
to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto
the little furry animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back
life,
jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the
two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter
Bunny
stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50
yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!! The
man
was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your
spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The
woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It
said:
"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave." |
