| << Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water.  Shortly
 thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies
 with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"  The mother cleverly replies, "The
 bigger they are, the dumber they
 are!"  With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to
 play.  Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother
 and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!"  "The
 bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies.  With that, the little boy
 runs back into the water and continues to play.  Several minutes later,
 though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw
 Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the
 dumber he got!" >>
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