(*See Disclosure at end) Jed, its great to know you got INFO on the "Stock Improvement" Show broadcast live from your High Rocky Mountains front forty! Whose Turn Will Be Next To Name That Ticker!? So now two Manipulators, er I mean, Stock Improvement Specialists, are
in the Organization and calling for more....Midwest, Plains, Southerners, Southwest, Northwest, South Pacific Coast, and AK and HI...Franchisees, er I mean Volunteers, with a roof or a yard from
these areas are needed for
expansion of coverage! The start-up costs next to nothing, Right, Jed?! After I got it going I upgraded to semi-permanent Ticker Letters out of refrigerator carton sides painted white with the black letter on 'em. They take up half the garage but
afterall this ain't the "Home Improvement" Show. Manipulating The Stocks with the right equipment for the job takes up considerable room & minimum time/effort. A cheap wide paintbrush, a can of black paint, and signs from Butcher paper taped together is a great start-up - a friendly butcher will give it out for free especially if hearing the magic word
Please for dog bones & paper for artwork alongside the prime chops. Soon will use some profits to commission a Big NY Ad-Biz Agency (maybe the same one that's running that Internet Majors Announcement tomorrow, if they get lucky) to make huge permanent Ticker Letters from plastic to upgrade appearance and durability. An aerial view of the Ticker Du Jour works on the subliminal level for the masses and the direct level for the pilots and others of the in-crowd. Because the airline passengers only see the ticker for a millisecond, the advertisement is subliminal. Same Theory as those one-frame (supposed to be banned but LOL they're all over the place) subliminals in the movie theatre that are the Only Explanation of why any rational adult orders ice creme bon bons, popcorn, soda, and a big box of candy right after dinner to munch through a movie only to say "Bu-Wep" while reading the end credits. Precedent established at theaters, and then flight passengers watching a movie look out the window without popcorn in hand...well, to fill that hollow space and give a feeling of satisfaction to all folks not just investors is a public service in itself anyway. It's Elementary that the subliminal ticker flash is doubleplusgood vehicle for DOTCOM'S Souvenir Shop. It's the odewebsnay, the otc IPO-nets, the zaps, the i-auctions scaring EBya,
& the
promised-next-week pore-talls gar-ron-teed to make yhaoo and amzaone tremble that we won't be offering through Techride. Or well, if it looks good for quack$, maybe just sometimes right Jed?
The satellites like the Ticker Cards too; or I Hope it's satellites that shines that bright light on 'em if they're left out after dark!
Nanhu-Nanhu,
Joan
*Disclosure - I'm paranoid so I think this is best - THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK. "April Fools Day Is Now Past So I'm The Biggest Fool At Last." The Franchise Offer above is a joke because it seemed like fun at the time. Hope I won't regret my poor judgement someday, but somehow I doubt it. Holding shares in xInfox, xYhoox, xAmznx, and I am also one of the walking wounded of xZapx - paid my dues so I know what I'm talking about here.
I want to Own An Actual Piece Of The Internet, and I always look for tickers in backyards when I'm bored with the movie on the airplane. I hate it when everyone hollers at me to close the shade in the middle of the day. But that's another story. |
