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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!!
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To: MSB who wrote (33946)4/7/1999 12:31:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Read Replies (3) of 108807
 
>do people really look in other people's medicine cabinets as
suggested by a tv commercial which was (and may still be though I've not seen it
recently) being shown a while back?<

From my limited experience, I'd say ... yes. Never underestimate a houseguest's morbid appetite for Dirty Little Secrets.

The trick is to fill the medicine cabinet with decoys. Stuff designed to give your houseguests The Experience They Seek, and then some. And they can't say a word! Joy.
Tampax (for you guys), Cruex (for the ladies). Something off a cadaver (biomed supply houses help here; otherwise see Ish) in a jar. A big glossy pin-up from Modern Masochists and Self-Mutilation Digest. A whole row of AR15 magazines filled with dummy rounds. A power tool. A meat thermometer. A Tinky Winky soap holder. Two fifths of vodka. Handcuffs. Five Bibles?

Of course, you'll need a place for the real medicine cabinet fillers. Maybe a box in the utility room for the real deal - condoms, Prozac, butt cream.
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