I just had to go get this. It reminds me of that other Scottey person.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar
and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"
I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds, "You don't say. I'm from
Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man, and they both
pour back their drinks.
Curious, the first man then asks, "Where in Ireland
are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it says the first man. "I'm from
Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin!" The men both continue
drinking.
Curiosity strikes again and the first man asks, "What
school did you go to ?"
"St. Mary's," replied the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable," the first man says. "I went
to St. Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time, in comes one of the regulars and
sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The Two Scottey's are drunk again.
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