Off Topic....Subject: Facts Of Marriage...
> In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.>
> My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.>>
> Why do men die before their wives? They want to.>
> A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She Looked at him and said,"God, I wish I had your willpower.>
> Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mothers-in-law.>
> Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.>
> A man inserted an 'ad's classified: "wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have Mine".>
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.>
> First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.">
> How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get the laundry done for free.>
> Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through lifethinking they had no faults.>
> If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.>
> Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.>
> A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still Paying.">
> The bumper sticker read: I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her.>
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