This is a letter written by a US citizen to Mr. Clinton..it is really funny.
"Dear Mr. President:
I have heard you say that Milosevic created a humanitarian disaster in
Kosovo.
I have two sons that fight continuously. At any given time, it is clear that
one or the other is at fault. I tried to employ peaceful means (lectures on
historical precedent, and the negative effects of in fighting on family life
and the neighborhood) - to no avail. Thank you for enlightening me.
Yesterday I grabbed the older one (who seemed to me to be the bad guy this
time, I call him junior Hitler) and beat the hell out of him. He ran into
his room and locked himself up. But I broke the door, and after kicking him
unconscious, I took a hammer and demolished his room. As collateral damage,
the wall of the younger son's room collapsed. Now they are both out in the
cold, with no books or toys to keep them occupied, but I am proud that I
stood up on principle, and preserved the peace, for my family and the
neighborhood.
Would it be too much to ask if they could be temporarily housed at a
military base, till my wife and I rebuild their rooms. I have also appealed
to the American people's compassion for donations. God bless you, Sir!"
Sincerely,
I.M. Noserb
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