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DIRE DIRGE DESPAIRING OF DOLTS!
It was the beginning of The End:
When unnamed worlds collide,
And Housewives stopped using Tide,
And Galt stopped giving pony rides,
And cubes no longer took up sides,
And ministers turned down tithes,
And grooms stopped taking brides,
And politicians stopped taking bribes,
And drunken sots no longer imbibed,
And accused were no longer tried,
And truthful men all lied,
And everybody died.
Hey -- what a bummer, man!
It was the beginning of The End.
Yes, it was clear,
That The End was coming,
That The End was near.
Hear hear.
(Enough of this, let's have some cheer.)
Father Terrence |
