To: SUBJECT: potentially and realistically?"
>
>A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference
>between potentially and realistically?" The father answered, " Go ask
>your
>mother if she would sleep with Harrison Ford for a million dollars.
>Also,
>ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
>Come back and tell me what you have learned."
>
>So the boy went to his mother and said, "Would you sleep with Harrison
>Ford
>for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!! I
>wouldn't
>pass up an opportunity like that." The boy then went to his sister and
>said, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl
>replied, "In a heartbeat! Oh my God! I would be nuts to pass up that
>opportunity!"
>
>The boy then thought about it for two or three days and went back to
his
>dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
>potential and realistic?" The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're
>sitting
>on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with two
sluts."
NEXT
>>70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests
came
>>back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything
looks
>>great
>>physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
peace
>>with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"
>>George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so
>>he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go
to the
>>bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the
light
>>goes off when I'm done."
>>"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
>> A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma,"
he
>> said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to
>>call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true
that
>>he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the
>>bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"
>>
>>Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator
>>again
To some of the posters on SI
>The Hungry Fly!
>
>There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on
>a pile of
>fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his
>last meal,
>he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate.
>Finally,he decided
>he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten too much
>though, and
>could not get off the ground. As he looked around wondering what
>to do now,
>he spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. He climbed
>to the top
>of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once he got airborne,
>he would be
>able to take flight. Unfortunately he was wrong and dropped like
>a rock,
>splatting when he hit the floor.
>DEAD!!
>The moral to the story, you ask?
>
>Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit. |
