Dantex, I, too, went around my kitchen and...
...and found lotsa stuff where i think Y2K bugs could be found:
1. The 'frig- Yeah, laugh, but I am telling you that if those Y2K bugs get caught in the freezer and somehow get, you know, get cryogenic-something'd, then we are _ucked. I've personally seen them scrwew off peanut butter jars and get that damn foil wrap off in seconds. Heck, I can't eben do that.
2. The coffee maker - I am tellin' you, those pissants are even now screwing up my mornin'. They sneak in the middle of the night and remove my Folgers decaf and replace it with French antipasto cinnamon mocha java hazelnut crap. Before I know it, i've drunk a half cup and am wired for 36 hours.
3. Toaster - ha, you say, what could the toaster have to do with Y2K bugs? Well, ever empty out the bottom. Think those are crumbs? No way, ..I am telling, these is where they BREED. I've sprayed DDT and some used nuclear fuel rods on my bread and bagels to make sure I don't hane any problems with these leetle Lolitas.
4. Microwave - The daddy of all Y2K manifestos in the kitchen. When I clean out the nuker after drying the cat, I am tossin' this beat out the window and i don't care if those durn Y2K bug bring back again.
Well, I have lots more if you want to PM me, Dan.
Hope this help you substantiate your DD in the kitchen.
CH |
