Robbie: ***OT*** This "butt" joke's for you ...
Texas Heimlich
Two Texans were having the blue plate special at there favorite
watering hole, when they heard this awful choking sound. They
turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from
wolfing down an Armadillo Burger too fast. The first Texan said to the
other, "Think we otta' help?" "Yep," said the second Texan.
The first Texan got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Kin
yew breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin yew speak?" he asked.
She again shook her head no. With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, and started to lick her butt. She was so hocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief. The first Texan turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!!!! |
