>>the Special Sauce was sooo good, even Bilbo became aroused.<<
Hell, three-day-old cat food gets him huffin'. And forget waht the bulk (I used that word on purpose. Duck... <crash!>) of the thread says; Jfred is correct - Bilbo lives, and better still, he dwells in the garage right next to Rambi Estates!
The story: After his demise, we realized that the blasted and blighted corpse of Bilbo was actually his thick-headed and easily expendable litter-mate, Dildo, whom Bilbo had tricked (through X, who was used by Bilbo as a surrogate whenever he needed representation or an ear-stroking) into waddling into the ambuscade in his, Bilbo's, place... ad infinitum
The truly warped part is that we would go on in this vein for WEEKS at a time, totally oblivious to the world around us or even our reason for coming to SI. TAHT explains our portfoliar performances and pecadilloes over the last coupla years...
Now, what's YOUR excuse? |
