Here's one for Rono from Michigan...
This married couple, both Ohio State grads and wearing T-shirts from their alma mater, is on holiday in Pakistan. They're touring around the market place looking at the goods and such, when they pass this small sandal shop.
From inside they hear a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say "I welcome you, foreigners from Ohio in America! Come in, come in to my humble shop."
So the Ohio State couple walks in. The Pakistani man says to them "I have some special sandals that Buckeye fans are interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
The wife after hearing this is really interested in buying the sandals, but her husband feels he really doesn't need them, being the sex god that the is.
So the husband says to the Pakistani, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani replies "Just try them on." The husband, after much
badgering from is wife, finally concedes to try them on. As he does, he gets this wild look in his eyes, something his wife has not seen in many, many years: raw sexual power, a trait many Ohio-Staters inherently possess.
In a blink of the eye, the husband rushes the Pakistani man, throws him on a table and starts tearing at the guys pants.
All the sudden, the Pakistani man starts screaming: "Stop, stop! I've made a terrible mistake! Those are my Michigan sandals!"
GOOOOOOOOOO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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