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Pastimes : SI Grammar and Spelling Lab

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To: Dayuhan who wrote (2312)4/13/1999 1:19:00 PM
From: E  Read Replies (1) of 4711
 
That is so hilarious. This just arrived in my email, and doesn't belong here at all, but it's also funny.

Subject: Kids books that will never get printed

"You Were an Accident"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

"All Dogs Go to Hell"

"The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking"

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

"Dad's New Wife Timothy"

"POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games"

"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"

"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"

"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"

"Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"

"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"

"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"

"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"

"The Berenstein Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead"

"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"

"Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"

"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"

"What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Bi-Curious George"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
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