Humble question, Tom, considering the fact that Business Wire is sorely lacking in the humor department which is, after all, the FBNA specialty, doesn't it make sense for Business Wire to simply buy out FBNA?
Is this possibly all just a prelude to a hostile takeover?
But, since they certainly are having a hard time swallowing a harmless April Fool's joke, wait 'til they try our Poison Pill. Ha!
I remain humbly dreaming of FBNWire.com, by the mail slot of the FBN mail room, virtually near the first arch of the Mala Strana side of Charles Bridge, where they serve great beer, gratis for me, yours truly, wired,
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