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Microcap & Penny Stocks : TSIG.com TIGI (formerly TSIG)

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To: LadyTrader who wrote (25324)4/14/1999 8:01:00 AM
From: Bald Eagle  Read Replies (2) of 44908
 
OT - kinda
Did you hear about the woman who had been married three times?
She went to her doctor and told him that she was going to get married again, but was concerned, because she was still a virgin. So, the doctor asked her how she was still a virgin after being married three times.
Well, she told him that she saved herself for her first husband while he was away at war. When he came back, he had lost the equipment necessary for sexual relations. After, he passed away, she was broke, so she married a rich old man for his money, but he was impotent ( this was in the days before Viagra! ).
Her third husband was a TSIG long. All he did was sit on the side of the bed and tell her how good it was going to be ONE DAY .

I hope I didn't upset anybody with this slightly amended joke :-)
In the original joke, her third husband is a liberal democrat.

Still long ( two more quarters ), but getting impatient.
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